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If you don't eat food from this world, you'll disappear
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Funyuns are awesome!
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A Taste of Home
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You want to change, then change.
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Another Caucasian, Gary!
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Cowabunga
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One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G.
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That's a pretty fucking good milkshake.
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I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.
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A census taker once tried to test me."
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Eat little at a time, and only at need.
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Hey, Lardass! Chow down, Wide Load!
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Replenishes LIFE gauge.
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Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mm-mm-mm.
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Yet without question, without fail, always and invariably, she's exceedingly lovely.
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The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.
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One taste, and you'll know.
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The Lie
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Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
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I'm just crackers about cheese!
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So Alice ventured to taste it.
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You are terrible at this, Freckles.
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Yes, girlie. Now, make a wish, and take a bite.
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If you buy it, hot women will have sex in your back yard.
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Grumble Grumble
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Death created time to grow the things that it would kill.
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Whose behind does that come from?
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Now boarding at counter three.
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You and me, me and you, both of us together!
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Try blue, it's the new red!
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Strong to the finish.
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100 Points
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Mmmm....donuts.
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No need to panic. There is a map to the hospital on the back of the menu.
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Oh, my bones are so brittle.
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I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.
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Oh, great, I've got a field full of mutants.
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The taste you'll kill for!
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It passed the first test: I didn't go blind.
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One that's made entirely out of syrup.
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Flesh-Eating Bacteria In Every Box!
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The meat flavored sandwich of the 1984 Olympics.
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
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Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
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Cold banana in delicious brown treat.
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A Disaster of Biblical Proportions
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He's An Ugly Little Spud, Isn't He?
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Nice Thinkin', Ray
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A 600 Pound Twinkie
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