Pickle Joker

PickleBaby came five hundred gazillion light years to give you a hug and perhaps an anal probe, but look how damn cute he is! Standing 8.25" at the back of the head, w/ magnetic articulation at arms and neck, the injured alien fashioned a body out of the first Earthly organic matter he came in contact w/, namely the abandoned cucumber patch he crashed in and the bones of the hapless pickle farmer buried there.