inspired by Whitney Cummings "My favorite thing to do when I fly is to read this magazine, Cosmopolitan, ladies do we read this? This magazine basically teaches us how to be sluts, right? .. there's a whole section, I swear to God, on "Sex Tricks". Tricks? I don't have to tricks in the bedroom! I have a vagina, okay? Ta daaaaa! I just get to take a Tylenol PM and lie there, that's all I'm doing. You don't want my vagina doing tricks. What if I was just like, "Voila!" Bird flew out. You don't want that."
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